we are invariably pleased to welcome tourism

[cross_and_bow]

Sherlock is usually very puncutal. He's only one minute late, but that's still not quite as punctual as usual. Bella peers out the window, not yet allowing herself outright concern.

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[cross_and_bow]

"When I'm done reading through your instruments of stalling for time - are you starting to form any ideas on how to go about teaching me other stuff?"

[pythbox]

"Starting to, yes," he says.

[cross_and_bow]

"Can I have inklings?"

[pythbox]

"Finish your stalling homework," he says with a slight smile.

[cross_and_bow]

She sticks out her tongue, and goes back to alternating between Latin and demonology until the bell rings to send her to her next designated location.

She returns after school and gets out her stalling homework again.

[pythbox]

"Hello again," says Mr. Giles.

[cross_and_bow]

"Hi! Hey, is it just a coincidence that the kind of person to have his own personal demonology collection wound up at the Sunnydale high school library? Or are you here for some Sunnydale-related reason?" she asks, while writing a chapter heading in her notebook.

[pythbox]

"...I suppose you could say I am," he muses.

[cross_and_bow]

"Do tell."

[pythbox]

He takes off his glasses.

He starts cleaning them.

"What do you know about the Vampire Slayer?"

[cross_and_bow]

"The name makes it sound like a weapon," she says.

[pythbox]

"In a sense," he sighs, "you're right. The Slayer is a girl, usually about your age, who is gifted with the necessary abilities to, well, slay vampires. Or demons. Or, generally, get between this world and anyone who wants to destroy it."

[cross_and_bow]

"...Why is the Slayer a girl usually about my age? Why is the Slayer not six people of assorted genders and ages, or maybe a few hundred of them, so they can specialize and cooperate and be in several places at once?"

[pythbox]

"Much as I would love to answer that question, the only people who can have been dead for thousands of years," he says. "And the rest of us are stuck with the world as it is."

[cross_and_bow]

"That sounds irritating. So you're here for something Slayer-related, I take it? Teach her to throw fireballs or whatever so she doesn't get her uniquely powerful teenage self killed by a lucky shot?"

[pythbox]

"No," he says, continuing to clean his glasses. "Not quite. I'm here because the Slayer is missing."

[cross_and_bow]

"What, she ran away from wherever Slayers live?"

[pythbox]

"When one Slayer dies, the next is called," he says. "She can be anyone of the right gender and age. Sometimes it takes a few weeks or months to track her down and explain her destiny. But it's always been possible to find her. This time... as far as anyone scrying for the Council can tell, there is no Slayer."

[cross_and_bow]

"There's a Council? They... fundraise so she can slay stuff full-time, run interference between her and law enforcement, man a hotline so someone's always available to look up obscure demons for her? That sounds neat," says Juliet.

(Someone who does not know what she does about the Slayer and the Council would make these guesses and would think it sounded nice. She's looking forward to seeing if Giles contradicts her.)

[pythbox]

"...More or less," he says. "But right now that's a little beside the point. The rumour that the line of Slayers has ended is already going around. If she doesn't show herself soon—to the demons, more importantly than to us—I'm afraid they'll just keep getting bolder."

[cross_and_bow]

"I'm not clear on how one person has any significant deterrent effect on the worldwide demon population, however good she is at throwing fireballs," says Bella. "I mean, if she's here where you're looking for her, then how does that matter to a family of demons in Beijing?"

[pythbox]

"She has symbolic value," he says. "The mere knowledge that there is a Slayer somewhere, even if she's not an immediate threat, has a quelling effect on demonic activity. There are records of previous times when the line of succession was cast into doubt, and none of them make good bedtime reading."

[cross_and_bow]

"Fair enough. So you said more or less - what else do you Councily types do?"

[pythbox]

"Watchers," he supplies. "It's the Watchers' Council. Before you ask, no, I don't know why. And our job is to train and prepare the Slayer for hers. We do the research; we study the demons; we help her develop her technique; we keep her informed of everything she needs to know. Assuming, of course, that we can find her in the first place."

[cross_and_bow]

"What happens if you get a Slayer who's a pacifist or a sociopath or throws in with the demons or just doesn't want anything to do with you because she's a ballerina and needs to devote all her energy to her Art?"