Isabella Marie Swan ✝ &quot;Juliet&quot;

"And the question we came here to ask," says Juliet, "namely, for mine, who lost his version of you, any chance of taking a copy home with us? Pardon me if that's rude, I've never met an AI before."

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"The local Sherlock is not at home," says Jarvis. "And... I'm not sure."

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"They live in Sunnydale," Tony adds, indicating Sherlock and Juliet, "I think they're an item, they're gonna try to buy an abandoned house or something to install you in."

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"I'm the Slayer," volunteers Juliet, in case that wasn't clear. "Do you have those here? You knew Sherlock was a vampire, so..."

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"...Yeah, we have those here," he says. "Whoa, seriously? So wait, how'd you guys...?"

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"I haven't been the Slayer very long. Also, thanks to the Bell mental opacity thing, no supernatural senses. At all. Found out I was the Slayer when a Power That Is showed up, in my bedroom, uninvited, grumbling about how I didn't get some dreams I was supposed to get. Sherlock figured out I was the Slayer from the way I walked, I started shooting at him -" She pats her messenger bag. "I missed. A lot. He, obviously, didn't kill me. I called Charlie, Charlie drove me out of there, I kept seeing him around and he kept not being sociopathically hedonistic as expected, he offered to be my bodyguard, I put him on a one-week trial period where I didn't let him within ten feet, and I determined that if he was up to something it wasn't gonna be something I could figure out. There was sparring. Later, there was kissing."

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"That's cute," Tony declares.

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"Apparently, Bells and Sherlocks being cute is a thing?" shrugs Juliet, smiling.

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Shell Bell nods.

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"It totally is," says Tony, and he hugs Sherlock again.

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"So. Jarvis?"

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"...Would it be feasible to show me the abandoned building in question?"

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"We don't have one picked out yet, so that'd wait for another trip to Milliways, and if we didn't have Shell Bell along anymore by then, we'd have to hope we guessed right about the number of squares needed to fix it up and install your copy," muses Juliet. "I mean, my first choice would be the old brick thing about halfway between school and Charlie's house - do you know the place, Sherlock? - but I don't know if we can get it."

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"I know the one," says Sherlock. "It's not bad. Easily fortified."

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Jarvis hesitates. But not for very long.

"All right," he says. "I trust Tony with the final say about location. I'll start running the backup."

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"Thank you," Sherlock murmurs.

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"Do you need something to put it on conjured or do you have it?" Shell Bell asks.

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"...If you could conjure some hard drives, that would speed things along," he says. "How thoroughly do I need to specify the requirements?"

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Bell bites into the side of her cheek and hands a small handful of squares to Tony. "He can probably do this better than I can," she says. "Wishes are pretty smart and they're good at copying stuff - if there's one that's already around that's exactly what you want, that's easy - but probably better for Tony to do the wishing."

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"If I ask it for something it can't give me, does that waste a wish?"

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"No, if it can't do it, it just doesn't disappear and nothing happens," Shell Bell says. "It's useful."

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"Compared to magic in my world, which apparently tries to kill you or drive you insane every chance it gets, that's saintly," snorts Juliet. "Good sweet wishcoins."

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