we are invariably pleased to welcome tourism

[cross_and_bow]

Sherlock is usually very puncutal. He's only one minute late, but that's still not quite as punctual as usual. Bella peers out the window, not yet allowing herself outright concern.

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[cross_and_bow]

"Do you have a high opinion of her boyfriend?" inquires Juliet, putting the book back in her lap.

[luminous_regnant]

"He threw a tantrum in my throne room," says Golden, adjusting her crown. "So not particularly."

[she_sells_seashells]

"Me and Juliet here both have Sherlocks instead," says Shell Bell contently. "I'm Shell Bell. I'm a mint like Stella, but I don't have any of my big coins with me so I can't help Juliet - Stella didn't write about minting you, but she did give you some coins, didn't she?"

[luminous_regnant]

"She did. I've used them. I don't admit of mental editing and I don't have a convenient masochist volunteer, so I've just been trading for her coins directly when she finds me or my daughter or one of my staff."

[eversomuchfun]

"Never a convenient masochist around when you need one, hmm?"

[she_sells_seashells]

"Not today, apparently," sighs Shell Bell.

[cross_and_bow]

"Here," says Juliet, offering Golden the book. "You're probably way faster at reading and writing in your profile than I am, you may as well cut in line."

[luminous_regnant]

"Thank you," says Golden. She takes the book. "I don't know about you - Sherlock? Peculiar name - but I'm alive in every sense that I care about, and my heart doesn't beat either."

[eversomuchfun]

"Whether I consider myself alive or dead depends on the context," he says. "And perhaps on whether I am trying to annoy my dear Juliet."

[cross_and_bow]

Juliet sticks out her tongue at him.

[luminous_regnant]

"I think it's a good thing I didn't bring Edward with me," Golden remarks.

[she_sells_seashells]

"Stella's notes do mention that he's weirded out by other Bells and our significant others," says Shell Bell.

[luminous_regnant]

"Yes, I saw," says Golden, coming to the end of the filled-in book and picking up the pen. She writes in a profile and returns it to Juliet.

[eversomuchfun]

Sherlock laughs.

"Am I a significant other?" he inquires of Juliet.

[cross_and_bow]

"We haven't really discussed terminology," muses Juliet. "It's mostly just been kissing and some discussion of kissing."

[she_sells_seashells]

"When I met Amariah, she and Kas weren't dating," says Shell Bell. "Yet."

[eversomuchfun]

"Well, let's discuss terminology," he says. "Unless you'd rather save that for another time."

[cross_and_bow]

"Now's fine. D'you wanna be my boyfriend?"

[eversomuchfun]

"Why not," he says cheerfully. "Do you have a plan for disclosing this label to your father in a way that won't make him likely to shoot me again?"

[cross_and_bow]

"Doing it in broad daylight and not telling him where you live, so he has a few hours to calm down," says Juliet dryly.

[luminous_regnant]

"Charlie took Edward being my boyfriend just fine. He was less calm about it when he found out we'd eloped. And not particularly sanguine about the vampire thing."

[cross_and_bow]

"My Charlie already knows Sherlock's a vampire. He watched him fight off a pack of demons that tangled with the cops, and shot," Juliet explains.

[eversomuchfun]

"Ruined a lovely coat," says Sherlock. "Granted the coat was already covered in demon blood."

[cross_and_bow]

"What should I call our world?" Juliet wonders aloud.

[eversomuchfun]

"Hell-Orifice," Sherlock says flippantly.