we are invariably pleased to welcome tourism

[cross_and_bow]

Sherlock is usually very puncutal. He's only one minute late, but that's still not quite as punctual as usual. Bella peers out the window, not yet allowing herself outright concern.

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[eversomuchfun]

"Mushrooms do not traditionally spend time as humans and then go through something remarkably like dying before they become mushrooms," says Sherlock.

[cross_and_bow]

"No, you're not a mushroom, you are a vampire, but the question of whether a vampire is alive is only about as interesting as the question of whether a clone is a real person."

[eversomuchfun]

"But the question of whether we are arguably dead is decided, since here we are, arguing it."

[cross_and_bow]

Juliet laughs.

[luminous_regnant]

The door opens.

"What's all this, then?" says a crystalline Bell voice.

[eversomuchfun]

"We're arguing over whether or not I'm dead," Sherlock says cheerfully. "Perhaps you'd like to join us."

[she_sells_seashells]

"You must be Golden!" says Shell Bell brightly.

[luminous_regnant]

"Golden," muses Golden. "Well, I suppose I am, at that, if I'm not being Bella. I might have gone with Cullen, but apparently my reputation precedes me?"

[cross_and_bow]

"Yep," says Juliet. "Stella left us notes about you." She picks up the book, in which she has just gotten yea far, and holds it up for Golden's inspection.

[eversomuchfun]

Sherlock observes.

[luminous_regnant]

Golden takes in the entire page of notes almost instantly.

"She really doesn't have a very high opinion of Edward, does she," she remarks.

[cross_and_bow]

"Do you have a high opinion of her boyfriend?" inquires Juliet, putting the book back in her lap.

[luminous_regnant]

"He threw a tantrum in my throne room," says Golden, adjusting her crown. "So not particularly."

[she_sells_seashells]

"Me and Juliet here both have Sherlocks instead," says Shell Bell contently. "I'm Shell Bell. I'm a mint like Stella, but I don't have any of my big coins with me so I can't help Juliet - Stella didn't write about minting you, but she did give you some coins, didn't she?"

[luminous_regnant]

"She did. I've used them. I don't admit of mental editing and I don't have a convenient masochist volunteer, so I've just been trading for her coins directly when she finds me or my daughter or one of my staff."

[eversomuchfun]

"Never a convenient masochist around when you need one, hmm?"

[she_sells_seashells]

"Not today, apparently," sighs Shell Bell.

[cross_and_bow]

"Here," says Juliet, offering Golden the book. "You're probably way faster at reading and writing in your profile than I am, you may as well cut in line."

[luminous_regnant]

"Thank you," says Golden. She takes the book. "I don't know about you - Sherlock? Peculiar name - but I'm alive in every sense that I care about, and my heart doesn't beat either."

[eversomuchfun]

"Whether I consider myself alive or dead depends on the context," he says. "And perhaps on whether I am trying to annoy my dear Juliet."

[cross_and_bow]

Juliet sticks out her tongue at him.

[luminous_regnant]

"I think it's a good thing I didn't bring Edward with me," Golden remarks.

[she_sells_seashells]

"Stella's notes do mention that he's weirded out by other Bells and our significant others," says Shell Bell.

[luminous_regnant]

"Yes, I saw," says Golden, coming to the end of the filled-in book and picking up the pen. She writes in a profile and returns it to Juliet.

[eversomuchfun]

Sherlock laughs.

"Am I a significant other?" he inquires of Juliet.