"Nasty bitey things contribute to a truly ridiculous rate of barbecue fork related deaths," says Bella. She hits the last number and the phone rings. "Usually I don't catch you guys till you're trying to eat somebody, but if you want to advertise, hey, I'm an enthusiastic customer. You should do an infomercial." Charlie picks up.

"Muller and Walnut," she says to the phone. "Now, please."