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Isabella Marie Swan ✝ "Juliet" ([personal profile] cross_and_bow) wrote2013-02-18 08:20 pm

our real estate is a great investment

"Welcome to Sunshine," says Juliet. "And to my front porch and whatever you do don't hit the light, it'll set Sherlock on fire."
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[personal profile] pythbox 2013-02-22 03:26 am (UTC)(link)
At 'take them with a clove of garlic', he snorts.
eversomuchfun: Leaning casually against a wall. (Default)

[personal profile] eversomuchfun 2013-02-22 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
[Arguably. What is it?]
eversomuchfun: Side-on in the dark; expression not visible. (== a degree of humanity)

[personal profile] eversomuchfun 2013-02-22 03:38 am (UTC)(link)
[You have to drink some of my blood, or another vampire's, in order to turn,] he says. [And I'm not sure the other way around is required at all.]
eversomuchfun: Looking ceilingward. (<= hardly very sensitive of you)

[personal profile] eversomuchfun 2013-02-22 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
[At this point I'm guessing, but my guesses tend to be reliable. I don't think a few drops will cause you any trouble. And I think you would need to be dead before it became a problem in any case. The ideal condition seems to be completely exsanguinated but otherwise relatively intact. I've never heard of a living, uninjured person being fed vampire blood and turning from it, or for that matter of someone's midnight snack getting their teeth in and waking up three days later. All instances of turning seem to involve someone's deliberate effort, and more blood than you are likely to accidentally ingest. I'd even venture to say that it's not cumulative: if you get a little here and a little there over the course of your Slaying career, and have a heart attack when you're ninety, you won't end up a wrinkled little bloodsucker.]
eversomuchfun: Thoughtful or possibly menacing. (>= it is up to you how we pass the time)

[personal profile] eversomuchfun 2013-02-22 03:49 am (UTC)(link)
[I have a data point you're not likely to get anywhere else,] he offers. [I was force-fed the blood of about eight vampires, in considerable quantity, and I turned in just shy of six hours after they killed me.]
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eversomuchfun: Leaning casually against a wall. (Default)

[personal profile] eversomuchfun 2013-02-22 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
[I didn't leave them alive long enough to ask,] he says unapologetically, [and I haven't heard of it since.]
eversomuchfun: Looking ceilingward. (<= hardly very sensitive of you)

[personal profile] eversomuchfun 2013-02-22 03:58 am (UTC)(link)
[Have I neglected to mention the Bleecker Street bite shop? I'm sorry, I assumed you knew. Most of the vampires left in Sunnydale don't go outside. Their meals walk in on their own two feet, pay them for the privilege of a nibble, and walk out again afterward.]
eversomuchfun: Grinning or laughing. (!= all the way to the kettle)

[personal profile] eversomuchfun 2013-02-22 04:01 am (UTC)(link)
[It can be made pleasant for everyone involved,] he says. [I don't need to go into detail. Alternately, I can go into lots.]
eversomuchfun: Smiling slightly. (!= merely an abomination of nature)

[personal profile] eversomuchfun 2013-02-22 04:05 am (UTC)(link)
[A vampire can choose to make being bitten a physically pleasurable event for the snack.]
eversomuchfun: Smiling, perhaps falsely. (!= oh yes—hilarious)

[personal profile] eversomuchfun 2013-02-22 01:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh, spying on a Watcher, of course.]
eversomuchfun: Grinning or laughing. (!= all the way to the kettle)

[personal profile] eversomuchfun 2013-02-22 06:22 pm (UTC)(link)
[It was not Giles, and I did not kill or even injure him, in fact he never knew I was there. And that is as much detail as Giles can have.]
eversomuchfun: Looking ceilingward. (<= hardly very sensitive of you)

[personal profile] eversomuchfun 2013-02-22 06:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[More than that,] he says. [How much would you like?]

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