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[cross_and_bow]

"Welcome to Sunshine," says Juliet. "And to my front porch and whatever you do don't hit the light, it'll set Sherlock on fire."

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[pythbox]

"I would say it's worked for hundreds of Slayers before you, but I can already imagine your reply," he sighs.

[cross_and_bow]

"It didn't work well enough for any of them to live past twenty-six," says Juliet.

[pythbox]

"...Who told you that number?"

[cross_and_bow]

"Sherlock. Is it wrong?"

[pythbox]

"No," he says, frowning. "But I want to know where he got it."

[she_sells_seashells]

"It's possible to follow Sherlocky trails of evidence, but they're sometimes very lengthy and complicated," says Shell Bell. "Sherlocks are good at knowing things based on stuff everyone can see but doesn't put together right."

[cross_and_bow]

"I'm pretty sure he's still nocturnal, but come evening you could always brainphone him about it," shrugs Juliet.

[pythbox]

"...I see," says Giles.

[cross_and_bow]

"Shell Bell would know, at least about Sherlocks in general. She can read her Sherlock's mind when they're in the same world," Juliet puts in. "Of course, twenty-six is specific enough that I'd bet someone just told him or something; he didn't say mid-twenties."

[she_sells_seashells]

"And we are meant to live forever," says Shell Bell, "so mid-twenties is not going to cut it."

[cross_and_bow]

"Oh yeah. I am going to beat that record. I am going to beat that record so hard."

[pythbox]

"I hope you do," Giles says sincerely. If uncomfortably.

[cross_and_bow]

"Something wrong?" Juliet asks him. "You don't think I ought to live forever or you just don't think I can?"

[she_sells_seashells]

"If I had a better pain tolerance I could arrange it," volunteers Shell Bell, switching bent fingers. "She's not guaranteed to run into a better-equipped mint Bell, but it's pretty likely."

[cross_and_bow]

"I'm not planning to turn into a local sort of vampire," Juliet adds to Giles, "if that's what has you worried. Sherlock's an exceptional case and I have no reason to expect that my personality would survive the experience. It's possible I should've asked Golden to bite me, but I'm holding out for the option that doesn't have even her much more limited set of drawbacks."

[pythbox]

"In this universe, the search for immortality has never led anyone anywhere good," he says. "And I have extensive sources to back that up. But clearly the rules are different for... you," with a gesture to Shell Bell and beyond.

[cross_and_bow]

"You may as well tell me cautionary tales anyway for in case I run into a tempting shortcut," suggests Juliet.

[pythbox]

"Some evidence suggests that the Greek myth of a would-be immortal shrivelling into a cricket was based on actual events," he says. "For a start."

[cross_and_bow]

"That sounds suitably horrifying," says Juliet, nodding gravely.

[pythbox]

"There are also legends indicating that the original union of human and demon that created vampires was an attempt at immortality on the part of the human involved," he says. "But that's one mistake I definitely don't expect you to repeat."

[cross_and_bow]

"...Should I be elaborating in my head about the union there or is it purely a magical glomming-the-demon-onto-the-soul thing?"

[pythbox]

"Blood was shared," he says, looking at her overtop of his glasses. "In the usual vampire way, as far as sources can determine."

[cross_and_bow]

"Noted."

[she_sells_seashells]

"Does that only cause vampiring if the human in question is also dead?" asks Shell Bell.

[pythbox]

"It's not completely clear," he says. "The traditional method is for the human to drink some of the vampire's blood, and the vampire to drink all of the human's blood. We know that works. It's hard to make a reliable study of the edge cases."