"I haven't ever been within six feet of a walking-around vampire," she says. "I have no practical experience with close combat, and I can't even shoot you in particular, which I have been practicing at. I'm pretty sure you could beat the crap out of me if I let you close. My advantages mostly involve in incentivizing you to keep your distance. If I drop that, then I already have to trust you about the not killing me part."
Pause.
"If you give me the laser pointer, I'll put you on a one-week probationary bodyguard period, and we can see how that goes."
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Date: 2013-02-07 02:02 am (UTC)"I haven't ever been within six feet of a walking-around vampire," she says. "I have no practical experience with close combat, and I can't even shoot you in particular, which I have been practicing at. I'm pretty sure you could beat the crap out of me if I let you close. My advantages mostly involve in incentivizing you to keep your distance. If I drop that, then I already have to trust you about the not killing me part."
Pause.
"If you give me the laser pointer, I'll put you on a one-week probationary bodyguard period, and we can see how that goes."