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Isabella Marie Swan ✝ "Juliet" ([personal profile] cross_and_bow) wrote2013-10-03 02:17 pm

we have a low rate of unemployment

Bella visits her minions (and other demonic populations on Mercury) regularly, compliments them on nifty bits of gardening when applicable, makes sure they don't need anything, and is considering soon asking them if they want an Interdimensional Internet terminal despite the fact that her Earth is not yet prepared. Not today, though. The other worlds don't even have that rolled out yet.

In she pops to their common room.
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[personal profile] pythbox 2013-10-03 10:14 pm (UTC)(link)
"Hello, your majesty!" says the only minion in the room when she appears - one of the oldest. He clasps his hands together in front of him, seeming excited and a little nervous.
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[personal profile] pythbox 2013-10-03 10:19 pm (UTC)(link)
"Things are, um, good, your majesty," he says. "Yes. And... we have a request, if it's not too soon..." He wrings his hands a little.
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[personal profile] pythbox 2013-10-03 10:22 pm (UTC)(link)
"Oh, no, your majesty!" he says earnestly. "This is much sooner than we'd be asking anyone else."
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[personal profile] pythbox 2013-10-03 10:27 pm (UTC)(link)
"We, um, that is... some of us would like to have some children," he says, peering at her hopefully.
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[personal profile] pythbox 2013-10-03 10:31 pm (UTC)(link)
"Well... we're your minions, your majesty," he says. "We need your permission. I mean, the ones who want to have children do, specifically, I'm not one of them—if you, ah, have time, do you mind if I go get them now...?"
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[personal profile] pythbox 2013-10-03 10:32 pm (UTC)(link)
"Um. The second thing, your majesty."
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[personal profile] pythbox 2013-10-03 10:39 pm (UTC)(link)
"Oh, it's not difficult or complicated," he assures her hastily. "The minions who want to have children will ask, and hand you a beverage, and you just hand it back. With whatever blessing you feel is appropriate. Your majesty."
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[personal profile] pythbox 2013-10-03 10:44 pm (UTC)(link)
"It doesn't matter," he says, wringing his hands again. "Glory used to say 'Make me little yucky babies!', or nothing at all."
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[personal profile] pythbox 2013-10-03 10:45 pm (UTC)(link)
He cringes slightly.
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[personal profile] pythbox 2013-10-03 10:47 pm (UTC)(link)
"Y-yes, your majesty."
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[personal profile] pythbox 2013-10-03 10:49 pm (UTC)(link)
"Not exactly, your majesty!"
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[personal profile] pythbox 2013-10-03 10:53 pm (UTC)(link)
"Well... we want to be minions, your majesty," he says. "And, well... with most people, once you've started minioning, it's not very easy to stop..." He wrings his hands again.
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[personal profile] pythbox 2013-10-03 10:58 pm (UTC)(link)
"...I don't know, your majesty," he says helplessly.

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